Coffee break? Let's fuck instead

A hard day's work... I need a coffee now... I meet a work colleague outdoors in the yard who also wants to go to the kitchen for a coffee. As we finish our coffee, I notice that he has a big bulge in his trousers. When I ask him about it, he tells me that his girlfriend hasn't felt like having sex for weeks... Well, I'm happy to help. I'd much rather have a horny number like that than a coffee. Have you ever had sex at work?