Cream instead of lube! This is how the DILDO slips into the HORRIBLE SPA

I've just come back from shopping and while unpacking the bags, the cup of cream falls into my hand. Cream-milk-Cleopatra-bathtub... the logical conclusion is obvious to you too, isn't it? So off I go into the bath and pour the cream over me... and because it's so nice and creamy and slippery, I fuck my dildo and get it... hihih... do you have a video wish that I may implement for you?