MIES! Despite the wife, the trousers come undone in no time.

MIES! Despite having a wife, your trousers open in a flash...yes, men (and women) often don't take fidelity very seriously. Opportunity makes many things possible and is a first-class trouser opener. I grab the guy here who is actually newly married and should be at home tending the bed. I think he only sees TITTEN and wants to get to the fat...