Advent calendar #22 - GIANTESS - human biscuit dough!

On a grey December day I remember that I haven't baked anything yet this year... but especially at Christmas time this is an absolute must! This year, by the way, I want to try some very special biscuits: Flour, sugar, eggs, baking powder, a pinch of salt - and a very special ingredient: you! After I've chopped you up and kneaded you into the dough, it's off to the oven for you, where you'll be roasted until crumbly... and then I'll enjoy you! A truly sweet ending for a creature like you!