In at the top, out at the bottom! Outdoor piss!

Spontaneous is always best! I'm travelling by car and take a little break. I urgently need to piss and I'm very thirsty. I can't quite decide what I want to do first, as I really enjoy both things. So why not do both at the same time? No sooner said than done. I quickly take off the nylon pantyhose on one leg, open the bottle and off I go. I tip the soft drink in at the top and the golden juice splashes out at the bottom. And not too little! A huge puddle of piss collects and it doesn't stop running. Absolute Mira standard, I would say, wouldn't you?