Fuck NIKOLAUS!

GET YOUR ROD OUT! I won't give you a cliché like "Santa hat hahaha and legs wide" today. For real wankers, this day is just one more day to squirt your seed generously! That's why there are some real jerk off instructions that get really dirty! You can light a candle :-) Or alternatively stick it up your ass!!! Because today it's going to be dirty and kinky! The wanking has to come out - even on St Nicholas Day!