If you want to wank you MUST freeze!

I'm sitting cosily at home in my fur waistcoat. You old, horny wanker needing to let off some pressure again? Fine, I'll go along with it, but I'll tell you right away that it won't be easy for you! You'll have to dress warmly today, in the truest sense of the word! Sit in your car and keep watching the video on your mobile phone! If you're really that horny, prove it!