HELP !!!! Lift is stuck

When I recently came back from the gym and just managed to catch the lift, there was my cute new neighbour. He and his girlfriend recently moved in next door to me. As we were on our way upstairs there was a jolt, m*** the stupid lift was stuck again. Well, what now ????? A thought immediately popped into my head. What do you think? Did I manage to get the cute neighbour to eat me in the lift? I'll tell you this much, I wasn't expecting it !!!! Would you have reacted the same way