Where is the stand?

I bought the Christmas tree yesterday and wanted to put it up straight away. After I had painstakingly freed it from the net, I realised the most important thing and asked myself: WHERE IS THE TREE? Out of nowhere, it suddenly appeared in front of me. Well, it wasn't the stand I was looking for, but who needs a Christmas tree when you can fuck? After I had sucked the spare boner extensively, he fucked me briefly and violently before squirting his Christmas cream on my twitching cunt. Merry Christmas everyone. Btw... I couldn't find the stand for the tree. Does anyone else need a fir tree?