Pissing in the lake where others go bathing!

Nice weather nice piss. Why not just piss where others go bathing? I was at the lake the other day and had to piss really badly after a glass of sparkling wine. The sparkling wine was promptly turned into golden showers. But instead of just pointlessly wasting the yellow gold in the surrounding area, I thought I'd just piss brazenly in the lake where people are bathing right next door, maybe someone will taste it or notice how it suddenly gets warm ;-)