Line up for the blackmail query!

So, let's drag you to your doom. But first you're going to wank yourself silly. I wonder if you actually know what data I already have on you? Anyway, I want more and today I'm going to get more information about you, your family, friends and so on. And you even thank me for it, blackmail cunt! Totally unwilling and completely brainless, you unpack and tell me everything I want to know. With the data I now have, I can continue to blackmail you at any time. I decide what I leave of your life. Now I will impose my will on you! One word from you and I'll fuck up your life. If you don't want me to expose you, you'd better work, loser!