Embarrassing joke

My harsh and mean, yet completely true humiliation and degradation are your lifeblood. The fact that I think you are the lowest of the low excites you. You're a pathetic joke, constantly begging for my attention, clinging to my ass like a brisk animal. When I expose you, your cock drips. That's sick, isn't it? If you can be my sole licker and ashtray, you'll be happy and satisfied. There's something wrong with you, Joker. Since I'm the complete opposite of you, we complement each other perfectly. And that's just as well...