Keep it to the wanking, please!

Honestly, loser... How many times have you tried to satisfy a woman with your mini sausage? And how many times have you failed and even been laughed at? It's just basic things that you don't bring with you and of course I'm going to list them for you in this video, laugh. Your small sausage brings a lot of things with it. Your self-confidence, for example. I'll be happy to explain this story to you in detail so that it finally gets through to your puny, messed-up brain. Spare the womankind your evil and just leave it at wanking. Thank you!