SHIT !!! IS THIS GOING TO BE REPORTED?

What kind of mischief have I been up to? I wanted to finally dispose of all my cardboard waste, but it was Sunday and no recycling centre was open. But luckily I had spotted an empty container on a secluded plot of land. It will be OK, I thought to myself. I thought wrong !!! Caught in the act, the owner came around the corner out of nowhere and even threatened to report me to the police... I just laughed, because he couldn't be serious. But cheeky as shit, he simply closed the loading area of my van, got in the front and drove away with me in the boot to collect his compensation ....