Shall we play? Put the joystick down! I'll take yours!

I think I'm crazy! Does he just want to gamble on my couch? I'm walking around here lightly clothed and he picks up the joystick and wants to play! No! I'm not going to let that sit on me! I'm going to be so bold and kneel down in front of him and take out his joystick! Now I want to play! I think he'll put the joystick down very quickly, or what do you think?