Sperm diet for fat wankers

Have you looked at yourself lately, you fat pig? The disgusting sight of you is almost unbearable, so I'm putting you on a diet. You'll slim down for your mistress. The magic ingredient here is sperm. As you don't do anything other than wank and eat all day anyway, the whole thing will now simply be combined. So follow my instructions well and the kilos will tumble. Then maybe you'll see your willy again :D because at the moment your paunch is in the way, you loser.