Cucumber vs. cock - What makes me hornier?

Sometimes I'm in the kitchen, see cucumbers, carrots or bananas and suddenly I'm insanely horny. To be honest, I'm so dirty that I just fuck myself with whatever fruit and veg is there. But today a cock came along unexpectedly and I had the ultimate comparison. Carrot in my arse, cucumber, banana and cock in my cunt... but who ended up squirting so hard in my face? Even the best vegetables can't do that ;)