Am I that sly? My first facial insemination!

What could be nicer than coming home from work to find half the kitchen under water? Good advice is expensive, as are tradesmen, but my girlfriend's boyfriend is a tradesman. Well, she wouldn't mind if I borrowed him, would she? But somehow it turned out differently than I thought, he also wanted something for the repair. I wasn't that averse to it after all and also horny, a dangerous mixture! But see for yourself! Are you also a handyman?