Your Mini is there to pay

Did you really ever think it would be different? Haha, then you're stupid. But luckily you have me to tell you exactly how it really is. Your mini is only there to pay, because you have to compensate for having nothing else to offer. Small-tailed losers are there to get ripped off. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it'll always be, so get your credit card out already, fuck loser!