ATTENTION - dirty piss package!

Watch out for wet freight! Completely dirty, I'll fill my champagne for you, golden and warm! That smells good. I piss it into a bottle and it's more than I expected. And because you're not here to spit on yourself, I'll fill you up with my snot so that you can do it for me. And do you see my hot wetlook leggings? I'll refine them for you and then you can do whatever you want with them! All this is my present for you! Was I able to fulfil your wish?