You'll be wanking on cocks too, I bet!

I know this macho talk: "No, I'm not gay, I would never do that!" Want to bet? Ready to take this test with me today? Shall we test how gay you really are? It's dangerous, but you're supposed to be all about pussies and tits. Then nothing can happen to you, can it? What if it suddenly gets out of hand and you lose control? Risk?