Pissed in front of the witch's house!!!

Don't you know that old house next to the castle ruins? They say a witch lives in there and if you knock on her door three times she will come out and get you. Now I was wondering what would happen if instead of knocking you just piss three times at her door. Will she then cum to get me? I hope so, because then I'll make a really hot porn film out of it... Wet greetings from your Wet Wonder