Nettle cauterised

I play with my tits outdoors. Then I take a small green watering can and show you my beautiful jet as I pull in there. The hole was too small (no hair on it, just on my fucking cunt) so quite a bit of the jet missed. Something bounced off and I pissed myself. I pour my golden juice onto the nettles with the jug. Nothing will grow there for the next 10 years. I wank my cunt and show you my wide-open arsehole. Would you like to join me?