Doctor, what are you doing???

My gynaecologist retired, so I had to look for a replacement. When I arrived at Dr Mule's (funny name), I sat down in his chair and he started to examine me. Mmmhhhh..... My gynaecologist always did it differently, but it definitely felt better with him - especially his particularly intensive examination method with his tongue. He says he can detect any irregularities that way. He has studied, so I believe him ;) By the way, after the examination he explained his name to me. Mule stands for mussel licker. Ok,... he was really good at that