Why did I only do that

Once again I didn't feel like going to work and wanted to let off steam at home, but stupidly my boss didn't believe me and paid me an inspection visit and promptly caught me doing something kinky in my latex dress and then I was also wearing my new latex gloves, how embarrassing! What should he think of me now and how in the world should I get out of this stupid situation? Spontaneously I took the only remaining chance to save my job but see for yourself, I certainly had fun !!!