CHEEKY BUILDER'S ARSE!!! AM I EASY TO HAVE??

Really cheeky! I was in the DIY store at the weekend because I wanted to buy some things for my balcony. As I was hanging upside down on the shelf, a really cheeky guy just came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. When I asked him what that was all about, he immediately came round the corner with two absolutely flat chat-up lines? Surely he doesn't seriously think that a stunt like that would work on me? If only I wasn't always so horny and constantly wet...?