Father Christmas! Now I want your rod too!

Unsuspectingly, my girlfriend and I strolled through the city centre, completely relaxed... We chatted about God and the world. Then I saw Father Christmas from a distance on the Christmas tree! A Franconian one at that! He said he had a great present for me! Well, when do you ever have the opportunity to personally receive a gift from Father Christmas? So he was supposed to come to me. But I had no idea what would happen next! I was looking forward to the present, but got the rod! See for yourself! I would be very happy about a positive review, kiss your Julia.