Oh, great! And all I wanted to do was wank in peace.

Do you know that urge in summer to just want to be outside? Find a nice spot, relax a bit and let off some pressure. Yes, at least that was the plan... I was just about to undress in peace and quiet when the first walker surprised me and I didn't see him right away... omg how unpleasant!!!! But that should have been it, I think to myself? Well, I guess I didn't count on the farmer... but my lust won out in the end and I didn't care that he was so close to me.