Your duties as a foot idiot!

Haven't you got anything to do? I'm relaxing on the phone with my girlfriend and you're just gawping the whole time? Why don't you make yourself useful and lick my divine feet! And you'll be the little victim of the conversation! Pure mockery! You deserve that and nothing else! Be glad that you loser can be so close to me! And because you don't understand anything, I'll explain to you exactly how to treat divine feet! Please put it into practice!