I am desperate! FUCK FOR TOILET PAPER!

I'm totally desperate because my toilet paper is empty and, thanks to Corona, I didn't get a single pack when I went shopping. What do I do now? I urgently need toilet paper! How good that I have a good boyfriend who is sure to bring me some. So I call him and ask if he can bring me a roll. He's not long in coming, but what's this? Does he actually expect something in return? But my desperation would let me do anything at that moment, so I go along with the deal. Was it such a good idea? Well, the main thing is that I have toilet paper at home again.