During my last massage, the masseuse told me that she would be offering the ultimate special treatment. Naturally, I made an appointment straight away. As I was lying on her massage table, she came in and undressed straight away. I wonder what she had in mind? She went behind me to a shelf from which she grabbed something... The tension rose... Then I saw it... She strapped on a strapon... I was probably going to be massaged from the inside today, fine - I'm happy to go along with that...