Secretly pissed in the neighbour's garden

My neighbour is a real terrorist! He always complains that my music is too loud and the lawn isn't mowed. He's also always moaning about my changing men! That's why I wanted to get back at him! When he's at church on Sundays, I sneak into his garden and piss my stinking champagne in front of his kitchen window! The old philistine doesn't deserve any better, does he?