Caterer fails and has to apologise to me

I used to have a caterer for my regular parties who disappointed me too often. So now I've ordered Spanish food. However, when the guy came and put 2 trays of dumplings in front of me and sold it as his buffet, I was devastated. How is everyone supposed to get enough to eat? What am I going to do now? No idea... But then I had an idea to clear my head. The guy should give me a good shag as an apology. That would clear my head and I could think of a solution.