GREEDY MOVING CUNT GIVES OUT FREE FUCKS

As you know, I moved into my new apartment this weekend!!! If only I didn't have sooooo many heavy boxes to carry up. But luckily, I came up with a brilliant idea of how I can quickly get lots of hard-working helpers on board and also benefit from it!!! How many times do you think my cunt had to help until all the boxes were up haha... And would you have rushed straight to my aid? :P