Public PISS in the DIY store | Who buys the wet flower pot?

Just in time for the start of spring, I open the gardening season at the DIY store and simply piss outside in the gardening department. Before that, I picked out a nice flower pot, pissed in it and put it back on sale ;) I'm sure you'll forgive me if I pissed a bit out of place. In any case, it wasn't exactly a little of my golden shower and it bubbled and splashed a lot... I'd love to know who was watching me and bought the pot...