Public DIY store PISS | Which garden shed is the best loo?

Spring is just around the corner. It won't be long now before the gardening season starts again. I took this as an opportunity to check the garden sheds and tool sheds in the DIY store for their suitability for pissing. Incidentally, you get really official pissing weather for free. Many of the sheds are locked, but a pair are actually open. But only one of them is definitely on my shortlist, because it has a nice chequer plate floor where nothing seeps out and you can lick everything up. It also has nice floor-to-ceiling windows where you can see in easily. I squatted right in there, pulled my leggings off my ass and pissed all over it. Mmmmhhh I think it was well worth it, what do you think? My golden shower is included in the price. That's a great offer! The little house is definitely my personal favourite and if you feel like it, we can arrange to meet there for a piss video ;)