Brazen piss action in a dirndl!!! Pissed all over a stranger's bike

Oops, was that too cheeky of me? I had dressed up to go outdoors in a dirndl. Then there was this attached ladies' bike standing around in the neighbourhood. No-one to be seen far and wide. As I had to pee spontaneously, I just felt like pissing all over this bike. I spread the piss all over the saddle. Extremely cool!!! And then quickly off again before anyone else caught me.