FAKE EXAMINER!!! How could I have fallen for SUCH a thing?

OMG!!! There's this strange guy suddenly standing in the middle of my bedroom! I'm shocked: How did he get in at all, so early in the morning? He supposedly wants to check the smoke detector, but don't you have to announce it beforehand? When he sees me half naked in bed, he gets really cheeky! How dare he come on to me so cheaply? Suddenly he just takes his cock out and well, I was actually still pissed off. But somehow it makes me horny to be presented with such a hard boner right before my eyes. Am I seriously going to go for it?