FLOP OF THE DAY? This is really getting too cheap!!!

What a load of rubbish!!! Can you really not trust anyone anymore? I don't know whether I should be disappointed, shocked or happy about what I had to experience!!! It was actually just an advert on the internet and I needed new chairs! Have I really been bluntly conned in the cheapest way in the world? This really can't be true! I mean, who opens the door so brazenly in boxer shorts and a hard cock and wants to sell their stuff like that? But that's not all! Is the whole thing just a stupid fake? Well, instead of new furniture, I'll probably get a fuck without a condom and a creampie!!! Blowjobs and licks too, of course! Then he spits on my wet cleft and even spoils my arsehole with his tongue!!! Intense rimjob included? Unbelievable, what a fucking action!