ANAL Fuck instead of paying rent!

Would you let me live in your house rent-free if I'd give you my little arse in return? I was on my way to "work" when my landlord came knocking about my broken lamp and the overdue rent. I was in a huge hurry to get to my next job, but I keep my promises, after all, one fuck a month is agreed for the apartment! However, there was never any talk of anal and yet he has the cheek to ram his cock into my tight arse cunt!